Make sure to eat everything on your plate. There are people starving in the United States.
-Heidi Montag, Glorious Ruler and Family of Kim Jong-il
C'mon, guys! I don't shoplift EVERY time I come to the mall...
Or how to watch any Nic Cage movie.
Simon Pegg: 1.78m (5' 10") Tom Cruise 1.70m (5' 7") Wait, WHAT?
yeah, we touched bananas only for a second its not gay tho
-Chris Pontius, Steve-O
Ministry of Silly Walks? More like Ministry of SEXY walks
-Robert Downey, Jr.