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"Being right and being alone is a challenging existence."

Most everyone was pretty excited, or at least mildly interested, in the announcement NASA made yesterday about the likely possibility that there's liquid water on Mars.

Not Rush Limbaugh, unfortunately.

He's got his own ideas about just what NASA is doing up there.

According to him:

I said 'look at the temperature data, that has been reported by NASA, has been made up, it's fraudulent for however many years, there isn't any warming, there hasn't been for 18.5 years. And yet, they're lying about it. They're just making up the amount of ice in the North and South Poles, they're making up the temperatures, they're lying and making up false charts and so forth. So what's to stop them from making up something that happened on Mars that will help advance their left-wing agenda on this planet?'

So there you have it. Finally, the truth.

It's only been five weeks since John Stewart left The Daily Show and it returned to the air Sept. 28 with its new host Trevor Noah.

So how did he do?

Well, there was a lot of winking.

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Pope Francis has left America behind, but surely he will not soon forget his six-day visit to America.

Washington D.C., New York and Philadelphia all got a chance to glimpse the Pontiff.

He was put on a pizza and recreated in dog form and even used to troll NYC.

He also made resigning Speaker of the House John Boehner cry.

But possibly nothing could prepare him for coming big hat to big hat with a baby dressed up in the robes of the supreme Holy See.

It looks like he loved it.

Bon voyage, Pope. See you later.

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The world is a tough place when you're Justin Bieber.

So tough, in fact, that you have thousands of adoring fans begging to take their photo with you. And sometimes you just aren't "feeling it."

The Biebs explained in a Snapchat diatribe that he just wants to "have that moment without the chaos" when meeting fans. Don't even think about screaming his name and begging. It won't work.

"If you start screaming louder that's not going to make me want to take a photo more," he says.

Don't worry, Justin. We won't beg for a selfie. We'll just keep watching this GIF of you failing at skateboarding—a reminder of how you also fail at any semblance of humility.

Mr. Smithers might finally come out of the closet this season.
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Come on out, Mr. Smithers. We're all waiting for you.

The Simpsons new season, which just began Sept. 27, might have some lasting changes to the cast. Specifically, Mr. Smithers just might admit his sexuality to Mr. Burns.

It's long been known that Mr. Smithers is gay, for a while it was used as the only aspect of that character, but it's remained hidden from the dastardly Mr. Burns for the duration of the two's working relationship.

Speaking to TV Line, Executive Producer Al Jean revealed a little teaser about what's to come in the 27th season:

"In Springfield now, most people know he's gay, but obviously Burns doesn't," Jean notes. "We deal with that in two episodes. … We actually do a lot with Smithers this year; he gets fed up with Burns not appreciating him and considers his options."

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

But don't worry Mr. Smithers. It gets better.

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