Rand And Evi Quaid Arrested In Canada By An "Actual Tall Midget"
Via: Variety
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It was an actual tall midget.

That's who arrested actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi in Canada today. We don't know what they did, but it couldn't be any worse than their previous sexcapades.

Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.

The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.

Wow, Quaids. Just wow.

South Park killed Donal Trump Last Night
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As is their wont, South Park destroyed Donald Trump last night.

Trump has obviously been all over everything over the past few months, most recently facing off against Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. And the creators of South Park ain't havin' it.

Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been regularly involved in politics, everything from Kim Jong Il lamentation in Team America: World Police to the President Obama's first election episode which aired the day after voting.

In the episode, Donald Trump becomes the Canadian president and he must be stopped. According to the show, they thought his candidacy was a joke, but they let the joke go too far.

So in very South Park fashion, Mr. Garrison invades Canada to sexually assault Trump to death.


To quote the show:

"Did you hear the good news? The Canadian president has been f*cked to death!"

Marilyn Manson has some bad table manners
Via: TMZ
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TMZ has reported that long time polite person Marilyn Manson might have slipped up at a Denny's in Alberta, Canada.

On tour for his new album, The Pale Emperor, Manson stopped off for a quick, quaint bite at 2 a.m. Then apparently he got mean to a nearby table, whose occupants proceeded to get punchy on Manson's face.

TMZ said this:

"We're told Manson got into an argument with a group at another table, and at some point allegedly called a guy's gf a b*tch.
The guy was pissed, and we're told he responded by punching Manson in the face."

It's a metaphorical, and maybe literal, black eye for the performer who always tried teaching America's young people to turn the other cheek.

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