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Fox News Host Suing Hasbro Over Toy Hamster With Same Name Harris Faulkner
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Fox News host Harris Faulkner has a rodent problem. And she wants $5 million because of it.

In a lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, Faulkner is suing Hasbro because she says a "Little Toy Shop" hamster shares her name and likeness. The toy is also deemed a choking hazard, the suit says, which causes Faulkner distress for being associated with "harming small children."

She calls out "complexion, the shape of its eyes, and the design of its eye makeup" as evidence that the company stole her identity.

To be fair, the hamster does share the same name. But as far as looks go, you can decided that for yourself.

If you want to own your own little piece of Fox News history, Ebay has an original Harris Faulkner for $40.52.

Caitlyn Jenner Halloween Costume Has People Very Upset
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A Caitlyn Jenner-inspired Halloween costume has a lot of people very angry, calling the $75 costume cruel and insensitive to the transgender community.

A Change.org petition calling for the costume's recall already has about 2,800 signatures. The petition calls the costume transphobic.

"To make a costume out of a marginalized identity reduces that person and community to a stereotype for privileged people to abuse. In this case, if you follow through with production of a Caitlyn Jenner costume, cisgender people will purchase it to make fun of her and our community," the petition reads.

People on Twitter didn't have kind words for the costume either.

But this should really come as no surprise. One of the websites carrying the costume, anytimecostumes.com, has tons of insensitive and frankly, stupid, Halloween costumes. Like this Vampire getting a blow job...

Or this snake (d*ck) charmer...

And this...thing. It's not offensive, but it's quite possibly the most horrifying Halloween costume ever.

In conclusion, don't be a jackass. There are plenty of other Halloween costumes that don't make you look like the worst person ever.

Josh Duggar Appears to Have Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account
Via: Gawker
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UPDATE: Josh Duggar has admitted on his family blog that he has a "secret addiction" to pornography and was unfaithful to his wife.

Also this meme is the best thing...

ORIGINAL POST:

Karma is really having a good time with this guy.

Revealed by a recent major data breach, Gawker reports that Josh Duggar, reality TV star and "family values" activist, appears to have purchased an Ashley Madison account from Feb. 2013 until May 2015. Ashley Madison is a website that aids in helping users find extramarital affairs.

This revelation comes after his show 19 Kids and Counting was canceled in July because of police reports noting past sexual assault allegations.

"Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary—a home that was consistently shown on their now-cancelled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child—paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015," Gawker reported.

The data also revealed the sexual preference of the account holder, which included "bubble bath for 2" and "someone I can teach."

Many have pointed out Duggar's hypocrisy, since he has vocally advocated against marriage equality. This tweet basically sums that up.

Via: JNews
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GOP Presidential candidate (and serial water sipper) Marco Rubio took a break from campaigning in Iowa today to totally annihilate a kid in the head with a football.

You can watch the short clip above, but it is even better in GIF form.

And even better in Pokémon GIF form.

Lenny Kravitz Musician Penis Falls Out Concert
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First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.

Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.

"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.

A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.

This is truly a monumental day in willy history.

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But seriously, is he going to have to pay to fix that? 

Now that Hulu has ever single episode of Seinfeld streaming on its plus service, everyone has ample time to practice that patented Cosmo Kramer slide. 

This dude has no excuse. 

How many episodes have you watched so far? Did you start from the beginning or are you working your way backward like some kind of weirdo?
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