Rand And Evi Quaid Arrested In Canada By An "Actual Tall Midget"
Via: Variety
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It was an actual tall midget.

That's who arrested actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi in Canada today. We don't know what they did, but it couldn't be any worse than their previous sexcapades.

Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.

The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.

Wow, Quaids. Just wow.

Justin Bieber Chugs Hennessy On Stage And Immediately Regrets It
Via: @SydneyA
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And a boy becomes a man.

The Biebs joined Rae Sremmurd on stage in New Zealand and got #turnt up. The singer is a big boy now. He's been trying to tell us all this for a while now, but no one seems to be listening.

As a bottle of Hennessy comes his way, the singer takes a big gulp like a big boy does.

Just look at that face. You are looking at a man.

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Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.

The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.

In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.

But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.

Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.

I'm hooorny!

Fox News Host Suing Hasbro Over Toy Hamster With Same Name Harris Faulkner
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Fox News host Harris Faulkner has a rodent problem. And she wants $5 million because of it.

In a lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, Faulkner is suing Hasbro because she says a "Little Toy Shop" hamster shares her name and likeness. The toy is also deemed a choking hazard, the suit says, which causes Faulkner distress for being associated with "harming small children."

She calls out "complexion, the shape of its eyes, and the design of its eye makeup" as evidence that the company stole her identity.

To be fair, the hamster does share the same name. But as far as looks go, you can decided that for yourself.

If you want to own your own little piece of Fox News history, Ebay has an original Harris Faulkner for $40.52.

Caitlyn Jenner Halloween Costume Has People Very Upset
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A Caitlyn Jenner-inspired Halloween costume has a lot of people very angry, calling the $75 costume cruel and insensitive to the transgender community.

A petition calling for the costume's recall already has about 2,800 signatures. The petition calls the costume transphobic.

"To make a costume out of a marginalized identity reduces that person and community to a stereotype for privileged people to abuse. In this case, if you follow through with production of a Caitlyn Jenner costume, cisgender people will purchase it to make fun of her and our community," the petition reads.

People on Twitter didn't have kind words for the costume either.

But this should really come as no surprise. One of the websites carrying the costume,, has tons of insensitive and frankly, stupid, Halloween costumes. Like this Vampire getting a blow job...

Or this snake (d*ck) charmer...

And this...thing. It's not offensive, but it's quite possibly the most horrifying Halloween costume ever.

In conclusion, don't be a jackass. There are plenty of other Halloween costumes that don't make you look like the worst person ever.

Josh Duggar Appears to Have Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account
Via: Gawker
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UPDATE: Josh Duggar has admitted on his family blog that he has a "secret addiction" to pornography and was unfaithful to his wife.

Also this meme is the best thing...


Karma is really having a good time with this guy.

Revealed by a recent major data breach, Gawker reports that Josh Duggar, reality TV star and "family values" activist, appears to have purchased an Ashley Madison account from Feb. 2013 until May 2015. Ashley Madison is a website that aids in helping users find extramarital affairs.

This revelation comes after his show 19 Kids and Counting was canceled in July because of police reports noting past sexual assault allegations.

"Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary—a home that was consistently shown on their now-cancelled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child—paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015," Gawker reported.

The data also revealed the sexual preference of the account holder, which included "bubble bath for 2" and "someone I can teach."

Many have pointed out Duggar's hypocrisy, since he has vocally advocated against marriage equality. This tweet basically sums that up.

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