Jim! That alien has a weapon! Captain, permission to change shirts with you, Sir? F*k no!!!
-DeForest Kelley, Some dead sonofabtch, William Shatner
Damn cheap bras
PLANET OF THE JANITORS Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock, and Mr. Clean.
-DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
Banjos? Did I just hear Banjos playing? For the love of God, NO!!!
These hips DON'T LIE
Real Men Have Chest Hair.
-William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy