You know that old saying, "The government brainwashed assassin is always the one you least suspect."
These are not only great words by which to live, but also the plot of the summer movie starring Kristen Stewart and Jessie Eisenberg American Ultra. Eisenberg plays the unlikely killer as he comes under attack. But all he wants to do is get back to his girlfriend, Stewart, and propose to her.
What's a brainwashed stoner to do!?
Stewart and Eisenberg last worked together on the critically acclaimed movie Adventureland, which also featured its fair share of drug use.
Apparently, nothing can stop The Rock. Not the San Andreas fault and not Guiness World Records.
Dwayne Johnson has long used social media expertly to extoll his accomplisments or flex his pecs (his Instagram account is where most of his goodies are shown), but it looks like he needed to up his Millenial cred even more by dominating the world of selfies.
I hope you've got your towels on you, but don't panic if you left it at home; there's still time!
Today is Towel Day, the annual tribute to Douglas Adams and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. As you surely must know, the towel is the most useful item an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. This year, astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti is celebrating the holiday aboard the International Space Station, where she has treated us to a reading about the importance of towels.
You sass that hoopy Samantha Cristoforetti? There's a frood who really knows where her towel is!