After 7 seasons, American Ninja Warrior finally has an American winner to claim the million-dollar prize.
He's a little late to the Duck Army party, but Adam Savage has created a savage new tool to inflict duck-wailing fury upon your friends: the Duck Bomb. Why bother squeezing them by hand when you can cram them into this contraption and be prepared for the perfect moment to unleash your legion of
If you love crazy rants, this one's for you.
"I am Jedi Joey. Do you even question that Kenobi Wan might ???? your p*nis head off? George Lucas might be able to take your Spock ear and shove it up your right cranny!"