Not sure whether to choose joke about two and a half men... ... or about lemonparty
(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?
Charlie Sheen was right. WINNING.
I'm going as myself for Halloween. I was going to go as Michael Myers. But this is scarier.