I, Hunter S. Thompson have succeeded in mixing the sperm of Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create the world's most annoying human! That's fockin' hilarious, that is!
(Johnny Depp, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais)
I want to be adopted into this family.
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
AT&T: more bars in more places
-Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman