You know... I actually took these to the gun show and they told me that they didn't allow any weapons of mass destruction.
Segways and here you thought you'd look stupid riding one.
-Lil Wayne, T-Pain
Meg Ryan ever wonder what happened to her?
Being famous doesn't take talent.
-Nicki Minaj, Eminem
Tom Hiddleston - he is so "God Loki"
THE REAL SLIM SHADY stood him up
I think Al was too damn picky. Maybe he was just covering his erectile disfunction.