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For some, being one of the best football players in the country just isn't enough.

New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski just wants a little love in his life, so the good people at Funny or Die decided to immortalize his longing for romance in the film A Gronking to Remember, opposite model Charlotte McKinney.

For Gronk, that romance involves spiking the most thoughtful of things on his lady's backside. From roses, a box of chocolates up to an eventual engagement ring, it's a tale that will surely inspire you to appreciate the sentimental things in life.

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At least it showcases him wanting some mature love as opposed to the video released in May of him motorboating a stripper.

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Nick Offerman wants you to "stop pushing gross fruits and vegetables" on your kids and give them something that comes straight from Mother Earth, at least something that's grown on his very own Pizza Farm.

In this inspirational video, Offerman takes you on a tour of the fields of fish stick bushes as he digs up sloppy joes from the ground.

It's all a glorious testament to the amber waves of corn dogs for which our country is known.

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Congrats on your gay wedding! Now, surely the many carpetbaggers will set up shop to help you on the way to your happily settled gay divorce.

Make sure you pick the best one.

This is funny and everything, but the real reason to watch this is to see Peter MacNicol and be forever reminded of Ghostbusters 2.



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