I don't know about you, dear reader, but I can't get a good massacre going without listening to classics like I'm on a Truck.
Really though, we can't wait to see how the stars of We Bought a Zoo try to scheme their way over that Corvette Stingray.
And when will Dany finally make it to Jurassic Park??
It's so frustrating that we'll have to way a WHOLE YEAR before that.
It's been less than a week, but Christina Hendricks' Joan has found a new job after Mad Man came to an end May 17.
Unfortunately, this new role highlights some of her old ways.
But let's be honest, none of us know how to fax anything.
You just can't trust the Internet, you know?
It seems like only yesterday we could take all of the Internet's conspiracy theories and nonsensical opinions at face value. Unfortunately those days are gone.
We now live in a world where we doubt every poor person who sets their yoga pants on fire trying to twerk upside down.