The strange thing is, in twenty years, YOU'LL be remembered as the weirdo...
-Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp
G'YAT DANG FANFICTION some sad people on that internet, I tell ya what!
-King of the Hill
A balding, pot-bellied sleezebag gets a planet full of living sex dolls all to himself...Yep. It's science fiction!
I think, this year, she needs a Hand-Lift...It's the only part of her left to do...
Multimillionaire. Asks YOU to save Africa.
Here comesh the bride, all dreshed in white!
Of course, I'm not worried about over eating. There's always room for Jello.