I don't always live on this planet. But when I do, I don't want to.
("Twilight," "Harry Potter," "Futurama")
Create a caption for tonight's 84th Annual Academy Awards here!
-Rob Lowe?, Futurama
Please do not hug or kiss the Bieber. Thank you.
-Justin Bieber, Futurama
I'm afraid we need to use... math.
Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin. you seem malnourished.