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Monday marked the 30th Anniversary of the first episode of The Golden Girls, the show where four older ladies live together, eat pastries, and make d*ck jokes. The premise is so great, Betty White is a cult phenomenon even now (although we prefer to think it's from her Mary Tyler Moore Show days). And could there be a bigger fan of semi-ironic, mid-80's, octagenarion television than Marvel's very own Deadpool? 

No... The answer is no

The Merc with a Mouth took to his new movie's twitter to congratulate Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia the only way he knows how: with dolls!

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Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.

The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.

In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.

But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.

Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.

I'm hooorny!

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