Santa of Ravishment: As I run into my room & romantically roll into bed my restless mind races as I begin to ride these risque imaginations!
REALLY LET HERSELF GO.
The other half of this banana is in your mom
So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry
(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)
"I CLOSE MY EYES, AND I CAN SEE A BETTER DAY."
that is why we have to kill him