It seemed like it it was going to be such a normal Thursday.
And then Neville Longbottom spread his legs for Attitude Magazine.
It's unclear whether she means "hey, sorry, I wish I hadn't killed him" or "hey, what a bummer, it makes me sad too," but JK Rowling has started a new tradition of apologizing for character deaths with the one and only Fred Weasley.
After an initial tweet said she was sorry about Fred, one fan asked about Tonks and Lupin. Rowling replied, "I thought I might apologise for one death per anniversary. Fred was the worst for me, so I started with him." I'll just be sitting here waiting on apologies for Hedwig and Dobby.
Another fan sought inspiration from the author, who provided a few lovely and humbling images that may get you through a future rough day:
D'aww. That cute little sloth makes up for Fred...a little.
The internet is full of things that don't need to be mashed together, and I thought this pairing of Harry Potter and Uptown Funk was one of them. I was wrong. "Dark Lord Funk" is clever and catchy and I'll be singing it all day.