The question is... is she recyclable?
They won't ignore us anymore.
-Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
Make sure to eat everything on your plate. There are people starving in the United States.
-Heidi Montag, Glorious Ruler and Family of Kim Jong-il
-Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah McLachlan
I've just set up my new charity for ugly kids to get access to plastic surgery more easily. It's called the fugly to fabulous foundation.