Set humor to ludicrous speed!
-Michelle Obama, Ann Romney
I was elected to lead, not to read!
Photoshop You know what to do!
Move over Butt Pirates! There's a new pain in the ass On the poop deck.
Ya know, you're more popular than I am. Every guy I run into lately, asks for you.
"When I put this in your mouth, try not to swallow until I'm ready."
AFTER DOING IT ENOUGH
It stays that way