I should have given up fighting Batman a long time ago Being a politician is MUCH better
WHAT NOW?! I passed GO, B*TCH!
I refuse to Skype with you, Joker, until you put your pants back on.
No beer and no TV make Homer something something?
(Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall)
Charlie Sheen was right. WINNING.
Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for my Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little F@#%er That lives in down the lane.
We should get wasted! No! I want to get laid! Jack's shoulder angel and devil both made compelling arguments...