Move to the desert they said You'll have fun they said
Hair stylist, I am disappoint.
Do I look like I'm interested in your fedora collection?
LEAVE THE KIDS WITH ME.
You haven't heard a word that I've said, have you? Quarter after six.
-Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz
I'm banging Penelope Cruz!!
He's not the FATHER! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!1
(Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz)