A caption about nothing.
Not tonight... I'm still sore, Jerry.
-Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Legend of "The Puffy Shirt"
You're saying... Clark Kent and Superman are... THE SAME PERSON?
-Janeane Garofalo, Jerry Seinfeld
YER DOIN' IT WRONG
Hey, Jason! You're not fooling anybody with that hair!
-Jerry Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston