George! Wanna buy some meth?
-Jerry Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston
WHEN YOU'RE BORED WITH BOOBS you're bored with life.
"I'd like to thank all these people for pretending I'm funny..."
-Jerry Seinfeld, David Bowie
U finished with the sport section? It's covering the ball game!
What is the DEAL with sneak attacks?
(Alec Baldwin, Jerry Seinfeld)