How dare you pretend to be Jesse Eisenberg?!
I love you so much that I would do anything for you. So then you'll watch the "Twilight" marathon with me? I'd rather jump off this bridge.
-Ellen Page, Jesse Eisenberg
On some mornings, it really is a good idea to just stay in bed.
Soy milk and Froot Loops: like gasoline and matches.
the creation of facebook releases a new type of troll.
If Michael Cera & Andy Samberg had a baby, and that baby was dropped on it's face....