This guy used 94 different voice tracks smooth over one of the greatest film soundtracks of all time.
Really though, we can't wait to see how the stars of We Bought a Zoo try to scheme their way over that Corvette Stingray.
And when will Dany finally make it to Jurassic Park??
It's so frustrating that we'll have to way a WHOLE YEAR before that.
A jokey version of this post appeared on Facebook last year, where many were duped by the idea that Spielberg went around hunting actual dinosaurs (who are again, 65 million years extinct) for sport.
As it turns out, Joyce Carol Oates isn't immune to the internet joke machine, and took the picture of a downed triceratops very seriously.