To celebrate Kim Kardashian's May 31 pregnancy announcement, here's the soon-to-be sibling embodying some of her dad's greatest hits.
Even though Kanye West was supposed to perform his newest single All Day at last night's Billboard Music Awards, what the national audience instead received was some undecipherable shadows constantly receiving the ol' bleep button from network censor.
Kanye took it off script and performed the song a little too close to its actual content. This leads to an almost unwatchable, but highly entertaining, live set. Especially because the censors just started getting too itchy with their bleep fingers towards the end. They started censoring words that certainly do not exist on any banned words list. For instance, 'middle America' was bleeped as was some mild screeching. Meanwhile a number of other epithets snuck through.
It was another exciting night watching Kanye at an awards show.
On top "a couple thousand roses" that Kim Kardashian showed off on on her Instagram feed, Kanye West also paid to have that quartet serenade the mother while she was in Brazil.
It certainly was a sweet gesture, but wouldn't it get old for every waiter to say that every single time you received something at a restaurant?
"Can I get a refill on my water?"
"This water is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"Any chance we could get a refill on breadsticks?"
"These breadsticks are from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over this string quartet that's uncomfortable close to my table."
"I SAID THESE BREADSTICKS ARE FROM MR. WEST FOR THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!"
If you're wondering what type of event would bring the Dramatic Duo (Kanye West & Kim Kardashian) in contact with Amy Schumer, your wondering units are in correct working order.
Not many events would feature the three and it's probably even more interesting that it was Time's 100 Most Influential People that brought everyone together.
Schumer decided to make the most out of it.
This morning, Time released its annual list of the 100 most influential people.
As usual, the list is a real mixed bag of leaders, artists and cultural titans. And, as usual, those chosen receive write ups by other leaders, artists and titans. Sometimes it's touching and sometimes it's bonkers.
Let's take a look!