S'okay, tell me all about your feelings. Invisible therapist is listening.
So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.
Look, you can sit there an' brood for th' whole hour if you want, but I get paid whether we have sex or not!
You totally woulda banged your sister! Shut up, dad.
-Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves
This is the happiest day of my life.
Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves, and I'm here to tell you about a MOST BOGUS situation affecting our nation's youth.
I'm feeling MOST EXCELLENT!