AN INTERNET MEME has now become an internet mime.
I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.
-Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze
MISERY loves company
-Keanu Reeves, Sting, Laurence Fishburne
Movies are so mainstream. I work car shows now.
THUNK the sound of women's jaws everywhere hitting the floor.
For any one else, fatal head splortin' from so much cute... Sad Keanu iz hopeless