East? West? South?
These are just a few of the enlightening questions that we learn when Jimmy Fallon got a hold of a conversation taped between Shaquille O'Neal and Kim Kardashian.
If you're a forensic type person, you should probably be out solving crimes, or using your knowledge for anything other than supplying Kanye West and Kim Kardashian with a prospective picture of whatever their next baby will look like.
But that's just what Joe Mullins did, according to US Magazine.
Mullins, who carefully studied photos of Kardashian and West for the project, used modern computer technology to render the possible features of North West's little brother. The rendering imagines a little boy who has his father's nose and broader face shape, and shares his mom's rosy cheeks and large almond-shaped eyes.
Unlike West and Kardashian, the child has smoky green eyes similar in color to Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian.
They make it sound flattering, but it's really just a horror from hell's dollhouse.
We decided to go to one of the many online services that smashes two pictures together to see what a possible child would look like from a specific match up.
It actually didn't go much better.
I mean, this looks like someone from the white end of Norway, not the child of an Armenian and African American lineage. Get it together Makemebabies.com.
Also, is that how babies are made?
Hey, at least we're all losers! Hurray!
What an unbelievable 'get' for the Mrs. West. With Richter behind the helm of this timeless drama, finally all of America can understand the poignancy and relevance of such a noble piece of art work.
On top "a couple thousand roses" that Kim Kardashian showed off on on her Instagram feed, Kanye West also paid to have that quartet serenade the mother while she was in Brazil.
It certainly was a sweet gesture, but wouldn't it get old for every waiter to say that every single time you received something at a restaurant?
"Can I get a refill on my water?"
"This water is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"Any chance we could get a refill on breadsticks?"
"These breadsticks are from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over this string quartet that's uncomfortable close to my table."
"I SAID THESE BREADSTICKS ARE FROM MR. WEST FOR THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!"
If you're wondering what type of event would bring the Dramatic Duo (Kanye West & Kim Kardashian) in contact with Amy Schumer, your wondering units are in correct working order.
Not many events would feature the three and it's probably even more interesting that it was Time's 100 Most Influential People that brought everyone together.
Schumer decided to make the most out of it.