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More Valentine's Day humor over at A Cheezburger Valentine!
-Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad
Because all you ever wanted, was make your parents proud
-Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Neil Patrick Harris
Watch out, we got some bullsh*t over here.
-Kim Kardashian, Neil DeGrasse Tyson