To celebrate Kim Kardashian's May 31 pregnancy announcement, here's the soon-to-be sibling embodying some of her dad's greatest hits.
What an unbelievable 'get' for the Mrs. West. With Richter behind the helm of this timeless drama, finally all of America can understand the poignancy and relevance of such a noble piece of art work.
On top "a couple thousand roses" that Kim Kardashian showed off on on her Instagram feed, Kanye West also paid to have that quartet serenade the mother while she was in Brazil.
It certainly was a sweet gesture, but wouldn't it get old for every waiter to say that every single time you received something at a restaurant?
"Can I get a refill on my water?"
"This water is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"Any chance we could get a refill on breadsticks?"
"These breadsticks are from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over this string quartet that's uncomfortable close to my table."
"I SAID THESE BREADSTICKS ARE FROM MR. WEST FOR THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!"
If you're wondering what type of event would bring the Dramatic Duo (Kanye West & Kim Kardashian) in contact with Amy Schumer, your wondering units are in correct working order.
Not many events would feature the three and it's probably even more interesting that it was Time's 100 Most Influential People that brought everyone together.
Schumer decided to make the most out of it.
This morning, Time released its annual list of the 100 most influential people.
As usual, the list is a real mixed bag of leaders, artists and cultural titans. And, as usual, those chosen receive write ups by other leaders, artists and titans. Sometimes it's touching and sometimes it's bonkers.
Let's take a look!
TMZ reported April 8 that an inmate has taken a case to court to keep Florida rid of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
"Wayne Albright -- who's been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault -- claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls 'Meat Whistles' and 'Moose Knuckles.'
Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who's 'eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.'"
Albright seeks a temporary restraining order against the family, protecting the fragile coastal ecosystem from the terrible disruption Kayne can cause.
He wants to "ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it's Court TV and they're on trial for posing as a famous couple."
Speaking to the judge, Albright said, "You have your work cut out for you ... so what do you say? Make us all proud."
In case you weren't aware that Kim Kardashian are a couple and routinely over share that fact, Kanye unleashed another barrage of barely SFW Monday on Twitter.
In a string of tweets a few minutes apart, Kanye reminded us that, yes, they are still together and, yes, Kim likes to get naked for pictures.