Kim Kardashian posts another naked photo of her pregnancy, in case she didn't know she was pregnant.
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In case you thought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's second child together was all some enormous Illuminati ruse, now some naked proof exists to the contrary.

Kim took to Instagram (as she does) Aug. 11 to post a selfie (as she does) wherein she threw her clothes aside (as she does) in hopes to squash rumors about her faking this most recent pregnancy.

In her own words:

First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it...SMH! Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone's body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I've learned to love my body at every stage! I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too! I'm blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don't have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I'm grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don't affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜

There's no telling whether this violates the same way-too-strict nudity guidelines that have led to the deletion of many photos and a lot of naked protests.

But hey, it happened, and we have a screen shot.

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Caitlyn Jenner put her brave on and wore a women's bathing suit in public for the first time on her show I am Cait this weekend. Since Jenner has started her transition, wearing a swim suit has been something she has expressed concern about.

But as you can see, she faced this challenge along with many others on her new reality show.

In other Jenner/Kardashian news, Kris Jenner was seen with Caitlyn in public for this first time since their split. They appeared to be both getting along in a photo posted on Kim Kardashian's Instagram.

The parent trap

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

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East? West? South?

These are just a few of the enlightening questions that we learn when Jimmy Fallon got a hold of a conversation taped between Shaquille O'Neal and Kim Kardashian. 

The subject? The baby currently developing within Kim's famous womb. 

Forensic picture of the expected son from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
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If you're a forensic type person, you should probably be out solving crimes, or using your knowledge for anything other than supplying Kanye West and Kim Kardashian with a prospective picture of whatever their next baby will look like.

But that's just what Joe Mullins did, according to US Magazine.

Mullins, who carefully studied photos of Kardashian and West for the project, used modern computer technology to render the possible features of North West's little brother. The rendering imagines a little boy who has his father's nose and broader face shape, and shares his mom's rosy cheeks and large almond-shaped eyes.

Unlike West and Kardashian, the child has smoky green eyes similar in color to Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian.

They make it sound flattering, but it's really just a horror from hell's dollhouse.

We decided to go to one of the many online services that smashes two pictures together to see what a possible child would look like from a specific match up.

It actually didn't go much better.

I mean, this looks like someone from the white end of Norway, not the child of an Armenian and African American lineage. Get it together

Also, is that how babies are made?

Hey, at least we're all losers! Hurray!

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