Damn heroin balloons fallin' out my ass.
Could she BE any less of an Elizabeth Taylor?!
I set up posters and fliers all over town and I still can't find my career.
Ernie called. He wants his shirt back.
-Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan
Meanwhile on a 70s p*rn set.
-Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg
Gollum's long-lost twin sister.