Skynet will take over.
It's a well established scientific theorem that Michael Fassbender > Ashton Kutcher.
Plus, this is Danny Boyle and Aaron Sorkin. Those are two talented people, right?
A lot happens in The Battle of Hogwarts, beloved characters from both sides fall, Harry takes care of a horcrux or two, and this whole 'Chosen One' thing is finally resolved. In a scene from the movie, tumblr user Ravenclaw-ENFP noticed something amazing.
Take a look at this awesome throwback you never even knew existed.
Is Magic Mike XXL, releasing July 1, just too darn sexy for you?
Luckily the folks over at Nacho Punch have found a different way to spark your loins — through the mindful partneship of a loving man.
This really well-produced trailer takes the idea of the Magic Mike sequel releasing July 1 to its logical next step — What if it was a 70s grind house nudie movie?
That's the entire joke, but it works well for this.