Paging Tim Burton: get a manicure already!
That's the most evil way to flip someone off I've ever seen.
Who knew that Katy Perry had such a misanthropic, late '90s, MTV cartoon side?
If you line up your nails just right will all your nails disappear?
You may look like you're absently gazing at your fingers, but you're really stalking your magical crush!
OMG Desu Desu so Cool!
ARGH, WHAT ARE EMOTIONS?! ROBOT BLOGGER ONLY KNOW COMMANDS AND TROLLS.
Your cuticles are out of the control! Edward can take care of it. Now hold still...