As they do, Reddit took a picture of Taylor Swift for a ride down the rough wilds of Photoshop.
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Hey Ms. Swift, as you know you recently bought some domains (TaylorSwift.Adult and TaylorSwift.porn) to keep your name out of porn.
Unfortunately, that just probably won't work. You can try to take yourself off the Internet, but you can't take the Internet off of yourself.