Scientology lets you jump on as many sofas as you want.
WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION
Hey, there's some people coming to visit me! Mormons!!
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Pope
(Darth Vader* kinda)
for the last time, scientology is not a real religion!!! I'm going to see Xenu...brb
(Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise)