Katy Perry, Russell Brand nononononononono
North Koreans lament the completely unexpected and in no way inevitable split of powerhouse pop culture couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand.
If they can't make it work, then love cannot be real. :(
North Korea is BEST Korea!
I'll get you my pretty... ....and your little dog, err, husband too!
(Lady Gaga, Katy Perry)
So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry
(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)
So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?
Edward Scissorhands called. He wants everything back.
HILLBILLY WEATHER REPORT. I recommend y'all stay inside. I saw some clouds right round here and they don't look perty.