Floods friends' toilet. Runs home.
'Ello gents! Right fine day for a homicide, don't you think?
-Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
Original song by Rob Cantor
Seeing a citizen in need, actor Shia Lebouf dashes out of sight. It isn't long until he re-emerges in the guise of his heroic alter-ego: Billy Mays Man!