YOU JUST GOT STALLOWNED
Not sure whether to choose joke about two and a half men... ... or about lemonparty
(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)
How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?
SUN GLASSES can't block douche rays.
Okay, let's go down in history sayin' we gave our all to save these Afghan freedom fighters...what're they called again? The Taliban...
SYLVESTER STALLONE breakin' body count records since 1982