Omg this is so not true. Actually, it has my eyes.
Caption ALL the celebrities!
From Kanye to Prince Harry, The Daily Beast has the definitive roundup of the greatest celebrity third wheels in history!
An update to yesterday's 14 second teaser trailer post with way more sparkly vampires and Volturi goodness.
Can't act. Disregard shirt. B*tch, please.
-Matthew McConaughey, Taylor Lautner
Stand back! I'm going to try something... "Thriller" always works on the undead!