One day, Pam brought in brownies, and then Pam handed me a brownie and she dropped it in my lap, and I was like...
f-Rainn Wilson, Titanic, The Office
-Twilight, The Office
Talk to the bootie cause the hands off duty.
My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago.