-Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.
-Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski
And now we pause for the lame joke before we announce the nominees.
-Tina Fey, John Krasinski
New from Johnson & Johnson the Tear-Pump doesn't smudge your make-up
-Tina Fey, Amy Poehler