-Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski
And now we pause for the lame joke before we announce the nominees.
-Tina Fey, John Krasinski
New from Johnson & Johnson the Tear-Pump doesn't smudge your make-up
-Tina Fey, Amy Poehler
What kind of people just have sex with their blinds open?! Some weirdos could be watching them and they wouldn't even notice!
-James Marsden, Tina Fey
She gives the best massages but do NOT ask for a Happy Ending.
I found it hiding in the vents. And into the trash it goes.
-Tina Fey, Justin Bieber