Tom Hardy, Hollywood leading man and naval-certified dream boat, is a human just like you.
And just like you, he had a Myspace profile back when it was a social imperative to do so.
And just like you, it was full of half-baked self descriptions and terrible pictures.
Admit it, your Myspace page was also a wasteland of ill-formed notions, crafted from clumsy ideas on how to introduce yourself to the Internet.
We don't have yours, so let's look at Hardy's.