It's a well established scientific theorem that Michael Fassbender > Ashton Kutcher.
Plus, this is Danny Boyle and Aaron Sorkin. Those are two talented people, right?
Is Magic Mike XXL, releasing July 1, just too darn sexy for you?
Luckily the folks over at Nacho Punch have found a different way to spark your loins — through the mindful partneship of a loving man.
This really well-produced trailer takes the idea of the Magic Mike sequel releasing July 1 to its logical next step — What if it was a 70s grind house nudie movie?
That's the entire joke, but it works well for this.
You thought the reign of Paranormal Activity movies and their found footage style was over, huh?
Not only are you wrong, but you are set for a scare.
Get ready for some ghosts, some shaky cams and some regular questions about why they are still holding the camera when they need to be burning down the house and putting their creepy daughter up for adoption.
Also, someone says there's a prophecy.
The artist of this super neat trailer said he "painted in Photoshop using the brush 'Grut Oil Dense Weather'".
Again, we're almost out of patience with the Mad Max stuff. But for right now, we're still all about it.