Skynet will take over.
As is the way to trickle out information at this point in time, Director Paul Feig posted some photos of the props to be used in his upcoming Ghostbusters movie.
As you'll remember, that's the all-female cast of the new reimagining, but that shouldn't matter to you.
They look great! Like an update without trying to be impressively sleek. Here's hoping Feig keeps the down-on-their-luck aesthetic of the original movie props.
Maybe she just spends too much time making up different ways for people to consummate their working relationship and not enough time online, regardless 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James invited the whole of Twitter to join her in a 'live chat' June 29.
She prompted people to ask their surely prescient and thoughtful questions through #AskELJames. SURPRISINGLY, she received a sheer flood of questions regarding her portrayal of sexuality and violence, plus tons of trolls.
JK Rowling's trying to help you get cultured, y'all! Coming soon to a theater (not the movie kind) near you (well, in London) is a brand new Harry Potter play called Cursed Child. JK didn't offer any plot details, but who are we kidding; if it's Harry Potter related, we're in.
Working alongside JK on this project are Tony award winning director John Tiffany (Once) and screenwriter/playright Jack Thorne (Skins, Cast-offs, The Scouting Book for Boys). She's said the play won't be a prequel, but as for what the Cursed Child actually is, we'll have to wait and see.
In other Harry Potter news that will probably make you feel old, JK Rowling reminded us that the first Harry Potter novel was published EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO. Do you remember where you were when the wizarding world of Harry Potter first came to be?
Some celebrity-challenged person took to Twitter to voice their confusion between Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.
i honestly dont know the difference between ryan gosling and ryan reynolds— gabrielle (@stonedziti) June 25, 2015
They're both hot men named Ryan.
But one of those hot men was apparently searching for their name on Twitter and wanted to clear the air.
Different hair colors. Ryan Gosling has light BLOND hair. And Ryan Reynolds is a c**t. https://t.co/L7BZnh1cGD— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 25, 2015
Oh Ryan Reynolds, you devil. You haven't lost any of that Van Wilder charm.
For better or for worse.
Very, very few people like their cable providers, and in factTime Warner Cable is America's worst company.
The mounting frustration let Saturday Night Live head writer and Weekend Update co-host Colin Jost to unleash his hate on Twitter June 17.
June 11 was a rough day for social media network Twitter as CEO Richard Costolo resigned from his position after the company lost a pretty penny in 2014.
Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey has stepped up to be the interim CEO and it looked like his beard might detract from the negative publicity.
BREAKING: JACK DORSEY'S BEARD pic.twitter.com/Quv8nVG9PZ— Nicholas Carlson (@nichcarlson) June 12, 2015
And then things got even more interesting, and probably embarrassing for Dorsey, when his mom tweeted her dislike for his hirsuite appearance.
FYI... Not a fan of the beard. @jack has a great face. Like to see it.— Marcia Dorsey (@marciadorsey) June 12, 2015
Imagine the personal hell of inventing a social media only to have your mom join and publicly guilt your facial hair on it.
This is the world in which you live.