-Alfred Hitchcock, Lady Gaga, Sir Paul McCartney, Lemmy Kilmister
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
We'll find a way. I already told you Marcus, we can't be together. You're a zombie and I'm human.
-Night of the Living Dead? (idk :/)
Breaking News: The Redneck Zombies are fleeing West Virginia due to a severe shortage of brains.
Law Enforcement Safety Tip: Always look through the peephole before answering the door.
-The Walking Dead
More Valentine's Day humor over at A Cheezburger Valentine!